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Vinny as… Crime Boss.
Pete as… Crime Boss’ apathetic servant.
Vinny: You know, Pete, I don’t see any life from you.
Pete: What do you mean?
Vinny: It’s just, y’know, you don’t care about anything.
Pete: Try me, then.
Vinny: Right, I don’t know what the hell happened to your sister, but I found her in a ditch yesterday.
Pete: Really?
Vinny: Whoa, you happy?
Pete: Not really.
Vinny: You see, that’s the problem: you don’t care. I tell you your sister’s dead and you don’t give a fuck. Not the slightest bit. That worries me.
Pete: Vinny? Worried?
Vinny: Yeah. So what? I can’t be worried about anyone?
Pete: I didn’t say that.
Vinny: Ah, fuck it. So, how’s your brother?
Pete: Brother?
Vinny: Yeah, the fat guy.
Pete: Oh. He’s dead.
Vinny: Oh my god. When?
Pete: About two day before yesterday.
Vinny: Two days before your sister was murdered?!
Pete: My sister was murdered?
Vinny: …
Pete: What?
Vinny: You know what? Not only are you apathetic, you’re a fuck head.
Pete: …what?
Vinny: Yeah. You’re a fuck head and I’m not kidding.
Pete: So? I’m not allowed to not give a fuck about my family?
Vinny: Not in my place, you aren’t. C’mon, prove me you care or you’re in the ditch with your sister.
Pete: …
Vinny: So?
Pete: Fuck you.
Vinny: That’s it!
Pete: No. Fuck you.
Vinny: You serious?
Pete: Yes. Fuck you and your ditch.
Vinny: Whoa. First of all, it’s not my ditch. I just found it fucking yesterday. You calling me an insane killer?
Pete: Yeah.
Vinny: Fuck you. *takes out gun and shots Pete in chest*
Pete: [dying] You’re not apathetic enough and that worries.
Pete: [dead]
Vinny: Fuck you!
I was bored. Inspired by GoodFellas, you fucking prick.
NOTE: I would like to say that the Climate Crisis is real and the ocean and temperature is raising. I also understand that not all Environmentalists are like this.
I have many problems with them. The one thing that I hate about them the most is their tendency to over-dramatize the affects of Global Warming (I have to use this term here – it just makes more sense). I was watching Six Degrees could change the world on National Geographic, and I just loved how the host would exaggerate and then contradict himself when it came to raising ocean levels.
What he basically said was that if Global Warming continues, then the major coastal cities would have water in the streets. He then said that if the poles were to melt, that would raise the ocean level by, and I quote, “3 to 4 feet.” uh… what? 3 to 4 feet? That’s it? I thought the coastal cities would be in the shit? Please. That’ll just eliminate the beaches. I mean, I doubt a beach is even as short as 4 feet. Even if there are any that small, I doubt there’d be any structures build next to such a small beach. You know, unless it rose like 12in every 3in, which is a pretty strange beach. Even then, the water from the poles wouldn’t matter, since it’d just fill up the beaches.
