Vinny as… Crime Boss.
Pete as… Crime Boss’ apathetic servant.

Vinny: You know, Pete, I don’t see any life from you.
Pete: What do you mean?
Vinny: It’s just, y’know, you don’t care about anything.
Pete: Try me, then.
Vinny: Right, I don’t know what the hell happened to your sister, but I found her in a ditch yesterday.
Pete: Really?
Vinny: Whoa, you happy?
Pete: Not really.
Vinny: You see, that’s the problem: you don’t care. I tell you your sister’s dead and you don’t give a fuck. Not the slightest bit. That worries me.
Pete: Vinny? Worried?
Vinny: Yeah. So what? I can’t be worried about anyone?
Pete: I didn’t say that.
Vinny: Ah, fuck it. So, how’s your brother?
Pete: Brother?
Vinny: Yeah, the fat guy.
Pete: Oh. He’s dead.
Vinny: Oh my god. When?
Pete: About two day before yesterday.
Vinny: Two days before your sister was murdered?!
Pete: My sister was murdered?
Vinny: …
Pete: What?
Vinny: You know what? Not only are you apathetic, you’re a fuck head.
Pete: …what?
Vinny: Yeah. You’re a fuck head and I’m not kidding.
Pete: So? I’m not allowed to not give a fuck about my family?
Vinny: Not in my place, you aren’t. C’mon, prove me you care or you’re in the ditch with your sister.
Pete: …
Vinny: So?
Pete: Fuck you.
Vinny: That’s it!
Pete: No. Fuck you.
Vinny: You serious?
Pete: Yes. Fuck you and your ditch.
Vinny: Whoa. First of all, it’s not my ditch. I just found it fucking yesterday. You calling me an insane killer?
Pete: Yeah.
Vinny: Fuck you. *takes out gun and shots Pete in chest*
Pete: [dying] You’re not apathetic enough and that worries.
Pete: [dead]
Vinny: Fuck you!

I was bored. Inspired by GoodFellas, you fucking prick.