I’ve been trying to figure out the whole point of classes in PHP. I did figure it out, but now I’m trying to figure out how the hell they work. You see, I’m so used to Python classes. They make so much more sense than PHP classes, I’m having such a bitch trying to make sense of PHP. I tell you, the way Python handles classes is so much more clever and simple. The sad part is, I have over a year of PHP experience and I’ve been using Python for the past 3 or 4 months. So, I’ve decided to not use PHP classes, like before. Hey, they’re a bitch. And I don’t like bitches, a’right?

On the plus side, I am having a blast with PHP’s string and file functions. PHP is so much more powerful than Python when it comes to strings, and I love it.