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Vinny as… Crime Boss.
Pete as… Crime Boss’ apathetic servant.
Vinny: You know, Pete, I don’t see any life from you.
Pete: What do you mean?
Vinny: It’s just, y’know, you don’t care about anything.
Pete: Try me, then.
Vinny: Right, I don’t know what the hell happened to your sister, but I found her in a ditch yesterday.
Pete: Really?
Vinny: Whoa, you happy?
Pete: Not really.
Vinny: You see, that’s the problem: you don’t care. I tell you your sister’s dead and you don’t give a fuck. Not the slightest bit. That worries me.
Pete: Vinny? Worried?
Vinny: Yeah. So what? I can’t be worried about anyone?
Pete: I didn’t say that.
Vinny: Ah, fuck it. So, how’s your brother?
Pete: Brother?
Vinny: Yeah, the fat guy.
Pete: Oh. He’s dead.
Vinny: Oh my god. When?
Pete: About two day before yesterday.
Vinny: Two days before your sister was murdered?!
Pete: My sister was murdered?
Vinny: …
Pete: What?
Vinny: You know what? Not only are you apathetic, you’re a fuck head.
Pete: …what?
Vinny: Yeah. You’re a fuck head and I’m not kidding.
Pete: So? I’m not allowed to not give a fuck about my family?
Vinny: Not in my place, you aren’t. C’mon, prove me you care or you’re in the ditch with your sister.
Pete: …
Vinny: So?
Pete: Fuck you.
Vinny: That’s it!
Pete: No. Fuck you.
Vinny: You serious?
Pete: Yes. Fuck you and your ditch.
Vinny: Whoa. First of all, it’s not my ditch. I just found it fucking yesterday. You calling me an insane killer?
Pete: Yeah.
Vinny: Fuck you. *takes out gun and shots Pete in chest*
Pete: [dying] You’re not apathetic enough and that worries.
Pete: [dead]
Vinny: Fuck you!
I was bored. Inspired by GoodFellas, you fucking prick.
Not just obliterated, but annihilated, eliminated and blotted out. These are the words from the underworld. The word some God hates and some person regrets ever conceiving. Damn them all. It should be noted that because English has inflection as a feature, I’m only going to list the basic forms of the words I hate or am tired of hearing. All other forms, let it be numeral, tense or other, count as well.
diversify (anything with -ify is a “made up” word. Diverse, in its adjective form, is fine)
racism
environment
gas
price
crisis
intelligent design
public school
deserve
Medicare
otaku (I do not why either. Probably because it implies a stereotype… or is a stereotype)
health care crisis (See this thread as to why)
society (“Welcome, to our perfect society!” Only brainwashed collectivists use “society.”)
Barack Obama
John McCain
Ok, so the last two are not words (as in, they do not mean anything. In formal English, anyway (“John” is slang for restroom – particularly, the toilet)), but names. Medicare is a contraction, I should note.
Oh, yes. I should not forget Internet Slang. There is so much of it, so I will not post any of it. I will just say that I dread it.
I’m not sure who these two are, but they’re nice. I do know that the one on the left is a student and the one on the right is most likely her sensei. Click here for high res (Also known as my true desktop resolution).
This was my previous desktop. The Chaos God Tzeentch.


